mommy is talking on phone, telling ppl where is our house.

mom:" my house is at road 2/37B"

" oh 是不是中友那排？”

mom:"就是中友那间”

damn funny my house become 地标
even for people we're unaware of
know where is our house
@@

整人记

外婆、大姨、二姨、爸妈、舅舅经常聚集在小姨家后院闲话家常~

一天晚上，大家都在闲聊。外婆累了要回家。看了看钟，才11.30，没出声继续坐着。
过了不久，再看了看钟，12点要到了，外婆起身上厕所，想说厕所出来就直接回家。

姨丈趁外婆上厕所时把钟拿下来调去11.30

外婆从厕所出来，“12点了咯我要回家咯~”

“现在11.30罢了哦~”

外婆看看钟，喃喃自语“xiao xiao liao~”
也不告诉我们她之前看到是12点，走去她的椅子坐下

大家都忍着不敢笑。


又过了一段时间，阿姨看外婆很累了，问：“要回家吗?我载你回。”

外婆：“没关系啦等12点才回”

大家都忍不住了笑翻了
xD

conversation in the car

it's after dinner again
while we're going home
i talked about i-phone coz 2 person in pastorale are using it
and ms ivy told me it only cost 700+ provided u subscribe maxis package

bro:"what kind of package is that?"
me:" i duno "
mom:"why don't u go on9 to search?"
bro:"i'm not interested."
mom:"dad is interested ma."
dad:"i want i want..."
mom:"don't u know dad love new things? 人就老了，东西就要新的"
dad: "人要有一颗年轻的心"

haha
luckily
as mom always says
daddy love new things,
but not a new wife.
xD

Happy Birthday to my beloved
brother
:)

he's mine!!!
x)


oh dooooooom
work hard and play hard
and it takes away alot of energy
heehee..

i want to exercise exercise!
pooooooooom....

pushing james is a new kind of exercise
no matter how hard u push u just cant move him
:(

:P

haha there's one more joke yesterday
when we were all in the car.

daddy asked
“去那个什么吃好不好？”

mommy
"好”

daddy
nehhh 那个哪里

mommy
“没问题”

daddy
neh那个~~~

mommy
得啦得啦你去到我们不是知道咯

x)

山猪

aha now i got free time to talk bout this
which happen when i'm going home from nancy's house.

i was driving on the straight road the fella wanted to go across the road
of course should let me go through first right?

the fella dont want to stop...
but my car is approaching,
he stop there, with his car's head on my lane waiting me to bang on it.
of course i stepped on my brake so hardly but the car still slideeeeee
i quickly turn my steering left to avoid accident.

when everything came to a halt.
!@#!%!@# the stupid malay somemore raise his hand up at me

tmd
he should have go back to study undang
and retake the exam
whose fault?
damn it....

haha i went home and told my mom~
and my mom said i will get into big trouble if i bang his car
because

xD
my overdue driving license is still not done!!!
hahaha~

those stupid fella which dont have any 文化修养,
only know how to 乱冲乱撞
(like i have? somemore scolding ppl here :P)
not all malays are bad but the one i met is just a pest!!!!
grrrrr....

haha 这个社会太多怨气

penguin

yesterday was the 2nd time i got into penguin class,
(1st time is replacing another teacher)

and i gave them homework to bring home,
which is writing vocabulary "警察" and colour the policeman.

i asked them what colour is policeman's uniform
and they answered blue
and i asked them to colour nicely for me.

these bunch of children get so excited i guess =.=
today morning when i got into the school,
Brian the lengzai tell me he did colour nicely for me...
and many told me that they coloured nicely for me.
and somemore they go and tell me
"LIEW YI SHEN COLOUR THE UNIFORM BLACK!!!!"
i bet they have look through all their friend's homework
=.=

when i open some books,
lol the uniform is COLOURFUL
only 2 is blue in colour, all other is colourful uniform.
no doubt they really coloured very nicely.
but....
><"

i will check whether the headmistress accept this.
for me i love it haha...

children children
^^

my thursday

shhh before all these please dun let my parents know about things they shouldnt know
><"
today, i overslept
and didnt get to tumpang nancy's car to sunway

since i overslept,
i just quickly pick up my things and rush out
as my dad and bro didnt look like they want to fetch me
i just grab the keys and got into the car
with mommy chasing out "where are u going?"
and bro chasing out "no more petrol dy!!"

after explaining to mom
and "still got 2 bars la!" to bro
i just zoom off

until i reach maluri's traffic light
i realised that i dun have my wallet with me
which means, no cash, no IC, no driving license, no TouchnGo
and later i found out, no smart tag too!!!

cool turning back home to get??
i found that my car has enough cash for going through tolls
and so... ... i just wish i dont get stopped by police.

thanks god i reached there safely
was late for 15 minutes
and not being highlighted as late!!! =P

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

on my way home,
before i pass through the toll near 1utama,
oooops the petrol sign flash means....
but i dun have cash with me you see
i just be optimistic and "can reach home one larhhhh..."
haha...

and reach home about 9.30pm
have dinner, watch drama series with family (since it's on=.=)
practice my violin which i rarely got time to touch it these days,
at the same time, watch tv news...
have the talk with parents and was satisfied with their reasons
although there will sure be a little bit of discontent
bath, clean a small part of my bedroom, wash dishes
and it is already 1.30am

so interesting
=.=

quote today

"you got to fall, get up,"
pick up the pieces,
and move on in life!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
sei mou i feel like...
feel like...
hm...

if......
but........
then no point la...

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

i got crappy pig brother
=.=

=P

其实我忘记了
怎么....

~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

wei people
sendiri din tell dun blame ppl duno about it arh
i know u wont be around by next year
but nobody tell me u're leaving this year end...
i suppose?
=P

无字天书-原谅我真的很想blog x)

cinderella

x)

it was 12am
my cousin was yumcha-ing with friends
my aunt sms him

and the message is
“玻璃鞋”

***
the next time
it was 12am again
my cousin was out with his friends, again
my aunt sms him

and the message is
"Cinderella"

..........................................................................................................

why?
because it's 12am
Cinderella got to go home already

x)

my cousin bro say
"zha xxx dou"
his friends say his mom is humorous

yala u seeeeee...
ask ppl go home also got technique de....
alot better than " COME HOME COME HOME COME HOME"
right?

learn it up and use it for your children
but duno whether ur kids know who is cinderella or not
hope cinderella can be as old as ultraman...
x)

XD

LOL

next year's Chinese New Year falls on 14th of feb!!!

couples have to choose between their family and their bf/gf?
luckily 除夕is not on 14th of feb
haha so dramatic like 家好月圆

it will be more boring then~
everyone go and teman their boy/girl friend
then cousins house will become 冷冷清清
boooooo~!!

tahi lalat

(pointing on a tahi lalat on my hand)

soh shuen shuen:" what is this??"

me:" a black dot lorh"

soh shuen shuen:" who give you wan?"

me:" my mommy give me one..."

haha...

如果没有我的粗鲁
哪能衬托出她的斯文？
=P

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其实我耳朵不是很会听电话
总听不清对方说啥
不懂是电讯干扰
还是耳朵真的有问题

我听电话很专心的
因为很怕听不到
所以不用怕我会敷衍你

ps:
今天听的电话大部分听懂
听不懂的都再三重复了


时间最佳于傍晚至晚上时分

~沙巴族群~

二姨他们去沙巴旅行~
他们很搞笑的啦！

一个uncle叫他们进去参观那些族群的屋子~
说那些人没有穿衣的~

那些女人煮着菜，baby吵要喝奶哦~
那些女人直接把她们的乳房丢去后面给他们喝~
喝完了哦，乳房直接弹回来刚刚好在锅里煮熟~

他们进去后出来骂那个uncle~
说，都是他啦！
捐完衣服给他们穿了，没有奶看~
XD

还有一个，
说那个uncle弹一个小孩子的...penis,然后给他一零吉~
结果全部小孩子排队等那个uncle弹他们的那边!!!!
哈哈哈哈哈~

笑死我啦！